Int. Hospital Doctor’s Office – Day
LOUIS is sitting in a folding chair next to a bland, white linoleum table, flipping through a thick pile of stapled medical forms. Across from him are two RESEARCHERS in lab coats and thick, dark-rimmed glasses. Both have comb-overs.
Louis
So what do you want to do exactly?
Researcher #1
We’d like to give you a pill which is made up of synthesized gluteal tissue and have you swallow it and then we’d like to study the results.
Louis thinks a moment and stares at the two researchers.
Louis
You want me to swallow a pill made of fake ass?
Researcher #1
Yes.
Louis
Is it safe?
Researcher #2
Well if we knew that we wouldn’t be studying the effects.